Major Audiot
07-10-2002, 11:44 AM
... to visit the "news.sekd.com" a few days in a row. The great Samplitude fan I am, I felt somewhat obligated to do that. And I found it rather interesting... This is what I've learned so far (in no particular order):
Some of the rules and mentality of "news.sekd.com"
1. If you're not good in English (writing) - await THE insult pretty soon.
2. Don't post HTML - you'll get angry "V36 modem" users all over you who would like to eat you for breakfast.
3. Post BINARY, and you'll get your ass kicked faster than you can say "I Love Logic".
4. Learn the NG rules: "how to quote" - in GERMAN!!! You don't speak German? Too bad!
5. Unless you talk nicely about Samplitude and/or the "news.sekd.com" itself - and sometimes kiss a little ass - your "ideas are of no interest here". And then you can go to hell.
6. HTML based news groups (forums like this one for instance) are slow, annoying, and considered playgrounds. Also, they have "silly user names". (NOTE: "The Realm", "samdev", "Hal 9000", "Dr.Noise", "Cool", "Ignoramus", "Bohemian", "Atom B", "Emagic" etc are some of the user names over at "news.sekd.com".)
7. The "news.sekd.com" is equal to "fast communication". Period! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif
8. You should be thankful, because "news.sekd.com" is "free"! - Yes? And your point is...?
9. "Newsgroups do what they were intended to do... Broadcast the news" - OH, REALLY!?
10. Further postings of "their Audiot" will be ignored - Oh, no! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/cwm/cwm/cwm14.gif
Most of the above (not all), I learned from one devoted "NG Police" who "smells" all the "rule breakers". He's everywhere! Post a message in HTML instead of plain text, or "say" something he personally doesn't like... Then SWWOOOOOSH! [Super Hero Fanfare here]! - he's there, like "naughty, naughty". http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif
MAN!!! Don't you just love it!? The "news.sekd.com" is DA PLACE!
Yours Truly,
Major Audiot
Some of the rules and mentality of "news.sekd.com"
1. If you're not good in English (writing) - await THE insult pretty soon.
2. Don't post HTML - you'll get angry "V36 modem" users all over you who would like to eat you for breakfast.
3. Post BINARY, and you'll get your ass kicked faster than you can say "I Love Logic".
4. Learn the NG rules: "how to quote" - in GERMAN!!! You don't speak German? Too bad!
5. Unless you talk nicely about Samplitude and/or the "news.sekd.com" itself - and sometimes kiss a little ass - your "ideas are of no interest here". And then you can go to hell.
6. HTML based news groups (forums like this one for instance) are slow, annoying, and considered playgrounds. Also, they have "silly user names". (NOTE: "The Realm", "samdev", "Hal 9000", "Dr.Noise", "Cool", "Ignoramus", "Bohemian", "Atom B", "Emagic" etc are some of the user names over at "news.sekd.com".)
7. The "news.sekd.com" is equal to "fast communication". Period! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif
8. You should be thankful, because "news.sekd.com" is "free"! - Yes? And your point is...?
9. "Newsgroups do what they were intended to do... Broadcast the news" - OH, REALLY!?
10. Further postings of "their Audiot" will be ignored - Oh, no! http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/cwm/cwm/cwm14.gif
Most of the above (not all), I learned from one devoted "NG Police" who "smells" all the "rule breakers". He's everywhere! Post a message in HTML instead of plain text, or "say" something he personally doesn't like... Then SWWOOOOOSH! [Super Hero Fanfare here]! - he's there, like "naughty, naughty". http://www.westwoodi.net/~smilies/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gif
MAN!!! Don't you just love it!? The "news.sekd.com" is DA PLACE!
Yours Truly,
Major Audiot