Purpose Filter

[spam]

I realize that many people don't join forums to participate in a "community", they are simply looking for particular information...which is fine. I don't understand why some folks have this odd desire to be buttholes seemingly for the purpose of being buttholes!

Is there a filter of some sort that AudioForums can use to measure a persons' intentions when posting? If said intentions are outside the measure of human decency, then their computer would just blow up.

I would like to see this implemented.:rolleyes:

[Audiodude]

I'll get the software guys on that and see if we can't cook something up.

[MASSIVE Master]

You must be referring to the "spoonie" types that are trying to get their cracked software to run properly and make professional recordings with no talent...

[87PRS]

or a midi talent that has no talent or expertise...just a bad attitude...blow 'em all up!

[itsplayed]

It's a tough call deciding on which is worse....spammers or trolls. Both should seek some sort of counseling in order to help them obtain a more positive direction in life.

[nagal]

Spolls! they are the spork of the internet. part spam part troll all evil.

[spam]

Posted by nagal:
Spolls! they are the spork of the internet. part spam part troll all evil.
Yeah, they just want you to buy into their B.S.!

[nagal]

Posted by nagal:

Yeah, they just want you to buy into their B.S.!

See this is were being extremely arrogrant and egocentric comes in. I KNOW I am better than all of them so I dont buy into their BS :D

Yes that is a joke ;) :p

[sabianq]

I remember when we use to muse about sending a string of digital data over the super fast 300 baud modem to get the computer at the other end to smoke or blow up or something.

I don't think that ever happened.

but i wonder if you can write a "purpose Filter" that can detect mal-intentions and when it does, it sends over a string that causes their computer to divide by zero....

Ohhh.. ZERO...

[nagal]

back in the "old" days of Windows (NT, 95 and I think 98) there was a little trick called the Ping of Death. I forgot the exact details but by send a icmp ping to a computer of a certain size, Windows freaked out and blue screened.

[poorsod]

Spolls! they are the spork of the internet. part spam part troll all evil.

A little bit like the kids at the back of the top floor of the bus with the hoodies and the mobile phones blaring out their hippity hoppity so no-one can concentrate or even avoid a headache.

[spam]

A little bit like the kids at the back of the top floor of the bus...
Top floor of the bus? That's crazy talk!

[poorsod]

Ooh, look at me, I live in the city with the record for largest amount of red for a capitalist state! Post boxes, buses, kebabs - all have an unhealthily low amount of green and blue.